Enter The Mighty Scarab

Hey-O. I was asked to contribute to this blog because, as most of you know, a scarab is a dung beetle which makes me an expert on bullshit. I have also spent quite a bit of time around mummys, so I know a thing or two about administering medicine to the dead.

Now that we have established my credentials, let me tell you why I'm here.

It is my job to point out the bullshit that you may have missed during your busy day. I will be doing this in much the same way you would eat an elephant: one 'burger at a time.

Thanks for the invite Spoons. I won't let you down.

Signed,

The Mighty Scarab.

I Eat Stupid For Breakfast.

Just thought you should know.

Love,

FANG!

SOURBALLS AGAINST THE WORLD, UNITE!! (A BRIEF INTRODUCTION)

Greetings, fellow traveler down this long path to the grave!!

Ahh, the starting of a brand new blog! It's better than whole reams of blank paper or a nicely bound art sketchbook! The possibilities that we could put in here! MMMMM!!

Now, having said that, let's get down to business.

For the nonce, call me "10,000 Spoons", as in "it's like 10,000 spoons when what you really need is a knife." Titles may change, but for now that's what I am. I am the first half of a blogging team of professional teachers who have gotten fed up with all the BULLSHIT educators (and everyone else) have to put up with. We're tired of nonsensical rules, idiotic religions (this will include almost all of them), stupid people (both North and South, East and West-- y'all don't have to be native to any particular place to be a complete more-ron), and all the OTHER CRAP that passes through the transem of our minds.

Yeah, we're Sourballs Against the World and by god(ess) there's a LOT of us out there, trying to impose a lil' order on chaos and trying to instill a lil' COMMON SENSE on the populace. If you like what you read-- comment favourably!! If you don't-- comment at your own risk!!! We deal with assholes and ninnyhammers professionally, and if you think we're going to deal with YOUR idiotic bullshit HERE, you'd better rummage up a quarter and go buy yo'self a CLUE, Sunshine!!